There is a dating app for people who love bacon? Of course we are going to sign up and check it out. After all WE LOOOOOOVE BACON!!! Not surprised someone created it, after all there are dating apps for Christians, gays, farmers, tall people, short people and so much more that your mom probably doesn’t want to hear about. This glorious creation was brought to you by the master of bacon at Oscar Mayer a Kraft Food Inc company. Now of course this is a very much a promotional product for the company, but its hell of fun. First thing, it doesn’t actually push company products. Nowhere does it say “hey try our stuff” or interrupt you with “buy bacon now”. It is pretty much just a dating app with Oscar Mayer logo in 2 or 3 places. I say good job at not overly branding it and keeping overall interface very simple. It has fewer ads than Okcupid or even Grindr.
You can download the app from Apple App Store, sorry Android or Windows there is no bacon love for you. Maybe they assume you are vegan? or just plainly hate bacon! HOW DARE YOU?! Just kidding, I know you love bacon, maybe just vegan bacon?
We start out by what many dating apps these day do is connected to Facebook and as a person who does not care (no we actually do) about privacy we click YES. After all, I want my bacon boys! Then we select what is our gender which is a boy and who we are looking for, men. OMG I’m gay?! Yea if you missed it after all these years we love sausages or in this case pieces of bacon.
Next it will go through and ask you different kind of question based on your bacon preference of Pork or Turkey. Turkey bacon is a lie!!!! Followed by the type of bacon, we always go with nice and thick piece, because it’s always better to have more in your mouth ;). App continues by asking you a few other questions on cooking and other preferences. Strangely there is no way of changing answers afterwords. What if my preference change and later I prefer long piece of bacon instead thick? Though this size queen kind of likes it long and thick. I’m sorry, but there is no way to avoid making naughty references here. Even Apple Wood option sounds dirty tee hee.
After a few more questions we get what we wanted, bacon lover matches!!! Unlike Tinder with swipe right and left you can specify how HOT you are for your match by holding down a bacon hear. Wait is thing suddenly a Grindr app? Oh no, how hot you are for bacon today. We are always hot for bacon!!! Always make sure to press it really hard. Maybe they will send you bacon when they see your hard press.
You can still swipe right for LIKE and left for NOO. Except here you get a bacon heart. Heart of bacon, is that something you should see a doctor about? That was exciting, but sadly after two swipes left, I know no Nomster love for them, there were no more matches. Its been a few days and we are yet to find our bacon love. This is a brand new app and not sure if a lot of people heard of it just yet. Though they really should sign up, after all bacon is great and you should always find someone who loves bacon the same way as you do.
Nice thing about this app is that while its connected to Facebook like Tinder and let you pick already posted pictures on Facebook you are not limited to those. You can upload your own pictures from the smart phone so no limitation like Tinder. Which is great, that is one of the things I really dislike about Tinder.
Overall I thought this app had a pretty simple design and to the point, point of bacon love! It worked well and haven’t found any glitches. No glitches unlike most other dating apps these days. Main two issue is that you can’t change criteria of bacon types and there is no one on it. Or I guess no gay bacon boys on it. You should change that and sing up so maybe we will match. Though if you are cute and likes foodie adventures, just well message us here and you never know we might think you are not as much of a stalker or killer and go out with you. Alright that sounded desperate, so lets finish this up. So sign up for this app and start Sizzling!
Have a very NOM NOM Day!