Bacon is strong with this one. Whaa bacon and peanut butter with jam together on one burger? How can we not order this up? The juicy meaty goodness is what this burger is. It made my hungry tummy very happy. I’m a fan of sesame seed bun, and it was a very light flavor and soft texture that helped everything bite ready. The only thing that felt bite short was the size. It seemed a bit small, which is why it’s not 5/5 NOMs. Even if it’s small, it was still a great burger from one of our favorite spots; I would still order this again.
Bacon Poptart $2
Oh, the pure excitement I had ordered this. Last time they were all out, so this time nothing was going to stop us. First, bite in, and it is a chocolatey gooey bacon explosion. hick chocolate combined with so much dough that it became just too dry. Maybe if it was warm and chocolate was less thick, it would not taste as dry. However, I do know that pop tarts tend to be dry in general. Dough and chocolate dominated the flavor, and bacon got lost in the mix. So more BACON! You can never go wrong with more bacon. It’s a must-try because of how unusual it is, and let us know what you think.
Brown Sugar Pop Tarts
We are all pop and up. We came here for two things, pop tarts and milkshakes. That makes the best lunch ever! Love these sweet multi-layers of popolicisness. Super sweet and soft, perfect dessert or in our case lunch. I’m so coming back, especially for bacon pop tart, they didn’t have it that day.
Caramel Macchiato $7 Milkshake
Their milkshakes bring all the foodies to the yard, and they like, it’s better than yous! Hello, sexy caramelly goodness. That is one super heavy shake and can be your entire meal. So heavy that I was full before the rest of my food arrived. They give you so much, and it’s almost impossible to stop. IMPOSSIBLE! You have to drink all the goodness.
Peanut Butter Chocolate & Banana Milkshake $7
One shake to rule them all when it’s Peanut Butter Chocolate Banana Milkshake from one of the most fun and unique restaurants in Capitol Hill, DC. This is one of our favorite milkshakes from the Great Milkshake Kingdom of Ted’s Bulletin. It’s so thick you might break your face trying to drink it. It’s hard, but it’s even harder to stop. One flour is just not enough, so they created the ultimate flavor combination. You haven’t had a milkshake until you have been to this place. Try our favorite one.
S’mores Milkshake $7
It brings all foodies to the yard. We came here for two things and two things only, homemade pop tarts and milkshakes. Damn, it was so thick I had a hard time sucking it. The only drawback that it didn’t really taste s’more and more of chocolate, that’s why it’s not 6/5, but I loved it anyway. It was like drinking one giant chocolate bar of deliciousness. Ah, so good! I will come back for this and many other flavors they have.