Hump Adult Film Festival

I humped and liked it, Hump Ammature Porn Film Festival

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Get excited! We are at a perfect place for getting excited but don’t get too wet. Hump is a homemade porn film festival by Dan Savage that will make you laugh, cry, and expand your norms. The most unique and one-of-a-kind multi-city festival we’ve ever attended with a five-minute homemade adult film. Move away from very hot-fit men and instead focus on the art of sex and positivity. Each short was created specifically for the festival and never distributed online or on DVDs before, so you know you are in for a treat. One way to ensure this is by asking filmmakers to feature specific items each year. This year they featured Mike Huckabee’s (POOPY FACE) book or hula-hoop. This is a perfect mix of naughty things, sex, penises, art, music videos, computer games, detective story, and bondage.

While these are homemade movies and are not professionally made, many shorts had very high production value, music, and big assets. As well as educational as you might learn something you’ve never known. It was fascinating watching a short about Transgender men. We have to mention again that you should be prepared to have your norms challenged and bent. It’s no longer about watching porn by yourself on a computer instead of enjoying it with strangers like in old times at adult movie theaters. Only in this festival, no one is jerking off, hopefully.

Some of our favorite films were the Hysterical Bullshit with an adorable woman reading Mike Huckabee’s (POOPY FACE) Gods, Guns, Grits, and Gravy while someone is going down on her or enjoying a vibrator. We don’t get to see it but quickly realized she is having a hell of a time, and it’s not from the book. Another one of our favorites was Cake Boss, where a hot and well-hung guy was using cake ingredients on a woman. While it was about sex and not actually cake, we wished it did end with a real cake. Our other favorite was a Collector about a very random guy who collects seamen from famous people. Ah, and all the funny things that come from that. Let’s say Larry King makes an appearance in one form. We were also a big fan of Film Bonoir, all shot with penises in outfits, googly eyes, car chase, and wigs while a private investigator is solving a crime. That must have taken a lot of green screens and work. Wonder if any fluffers were involved, hehe. It’s not all just about the penis, and in a music video, I Fist a Grrrl, it’s all about vaginas with a Katy Perry song. There is even a whole chorus of the song sang exclusively by vaginas. Let’s say it’s the most this gay is seen in many years.

Make sure not to get too excited and take your phone out to record a hot scene. Like your penis, make sure to keep your phone in your pants because they are not allowed out. Or you might never see it again.

This festival is curated by Da Savage a journalist, relationship and sex expert who runs our favorite Savage Lovecast. It will open your eyes to a vast world of kink, genders, relationships type, and sex. The world may just become a bit more complicated and fun at the same time.

Oh no, did you miss all the penises? Fear not, you can still catch this festival in these upcoming cities: Seattle, Ann Arbor, Portland, Philadelphia and Bend, learn more at www.humpfilmfest.com. What in the world, Bend is a real city? The event is pretty cheap with only $20 tickets, but it sells out very fast, so make sure to get your tickets soon. Even things that might have been uncomfortable for us were still great and help us expand the worldview. After all, if the only comfortable thing surrounds you, you live a boring life. So make sure to make time for this amazing event that is a must for everyone.

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